Sheltering Suburban Mom

You have a girlfriend, huh? Is she black?

You have a girlfriend, huh?  Is she black?   Sheltering Suburban Mom

computer is running slow delete old files and pictures

computer is running slow delete old files and pictures  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells daughter she's to young "to know what Love is" Has an hour long relationship with shower massager while listening to Foreigner

Tells daughter she's to young

writes adult novels freaks out about what they taught you in sex ed

writes adult novels freaks out about what they taught you in sex ed  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"That was an illegal pass, asshole!" says while driving and talking on a cellphone

Oh, you're an atheist Well, I love you and thats what matters

Oh, you're an atheist Well, I love you and thats what matters  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No dating until you`re 16 LOST VIRGINITY AT 13

No dating until you`re 16 LOST VIRGINITY AT 13  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Show her the meme about herself "I don't get it"

Show her the meme about herself

Pays for house in affluent neighborhood for "good school system" Sends kids to private school

Pays for house in affluent neighborhood for

LOOK ITS BOOBIES ^ ^

LOOK ITS BOOBIES ^  ^  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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