Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son is Fat. "Loose some weight" Son looses weight. He must have an eating disorder

Son is Fat.

"My daughter has the best grades in her highschool" Never let her daughter leave the house

Kid has field trip Shows up Isn't a chaperone

Kid has field trip Shows up
Isn't a chaperone  Sheltering Suburban Mom

wants family to be more cultured takes them to the art museum and whines about a replica of the statue of david

wants family to be more cultured takes them to the art museum and whines about a replica of the statue of david  Sheltering Suburban Mom

KID IS HONOR STUDENT STILL RETARDED

KID IS HONOR STUDENT STILL RETARDED  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says you cant say the F word says fuck all day

says you cant say the F word says fuck all day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Threatens to take cell phone away Doesn't do it

Threatens to take cell phone away Doesn't do it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

HATES NEW BARBIE BUYS 10 YEAR OLD A CELL PHONE

HATES NEW BARBIE BUYS 10 YEAR OLD A CELL PHONE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh, you're a lesbian now? that's what i get for sending you to a liberal arts college

Oh, you're a lesbian now? that's what i get for sending you to a liberal arts college  Sheltering Suburban Mom

makes bed, irons clothes, perms hair on camping trip

makes bed, irons clothes, perms hair on camping trip  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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