Sheltering Suburban Mom

Has one kid. Drives minivan.

Has one kid. Drives minivan.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I just farted Mmmm

I just farted Mmmm  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You've had a very liberal perspective Ever since you became a non-Christian

You've had a very liberal perspective Ever since you became a non-Christian  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let kids play violent video games Screams "Kill 'em kill 'em" at hockey games

Won't let kids play violent video games Screams

"turn out the lights you are wasting electricity" Drives gas guzzling SUV

no dating until you are 18 posts on /gonewild

no dating until you are 18  posts on /gonewild  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Texts you Types "-Mom" at the end of the message

Texts you Types

you need to practice your drums every day if you are going to get good you can't practice right now or the rest of the day because i am always watching tv

you need to practice your drums every day if you are going to get good you can't practice right now or the rest of the day because i am always watching tv  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If I'm on a diet The whole family is on a diet!

If I'm on a diet The whole family is on a diet!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Signs up for pinterest tries to explain memes to you  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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