Sheltering Suburban Mom

Decries buying oil from 'terrorists' Drives Hummer

Decries buying oil from 'terrorists' Drives Hummer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"moms have the hardest jobs on earth" Starts drinking at breakfast and watches oprah all day

Buys all natural dog food Feeds it pizza under the table

Buys all natural dog food Feeds it pizza under the table  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"god loves all his people" racist homophobe

buys SUV because they're "safer" gets in wreck on way home

buys SUV because they're

"What's the difference between mythology and religion?" Mythology is based on ridiculous stories.

NOTICES GREAT LOOKING COCK ON GONEWILD SAYS NOTHING

NOTICES GREAT LOOKING COCK ON GONEWILD SAYS NOTHING  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Drags you all over Walmart Except electronics

Drags you all over Walmart Except electronics  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants you to watch tv instead of netflix Watches netflix

Wants you to watch tv instead of netflix Watches netflix  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Elephants are being born without tusks so they don't get poached? Must be God's doing

Elephants are being born without tusks so they don't get poached? Must be God's doing  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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