Sheltering Suburban Mom

Ever get that not so clean feeling? Thats why I use Fabreze

Ever get that not so clean feeling? Thats why I use Fabreze  Sheltering Suburban Mom

try to explain that weed isnt addictive to her "well if people do it it must be addictive"

try to explain that weed isnt addictive to her

Uses science to back up weight struggles "science for evolution is made up"

Uses science to back up weight struggles

Insists on the old adage "tall, dark and handsome" Hates black people

Insists on the old adage

do what makes you happy but sometimes you have to work a job that makes you miserable

do what makes you happy but sometimes you have to work a job that makes you miserable  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you use Craigslist. Heard too many scary stories on the news.

Won't let you use Craigslist. Heard too many scary stories on the news.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You ask for a new gaming system "You already have one"

You ask for a new gaming system

Son is tardy for one class by two minutes "Why are you skipping school!?!?!?"

Son is tardy for one class by two minutes

Has entire house to talk on the phone Walks into your room

Has entire house to talk on the phone Walks into your room  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Stephen Hawking is still alive? Good, God's punishing him for not believing in him

Stephen Hawking is still alive? Good, God's punishing him for not believing in him  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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