Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks all cartoons are "dumb television" watches Keeping Up with the Kardashians all day

Thinks all cartoons are

"The Bible" on History is fascinating. I didn't realize Samson was black.

We'll soon be working over xmas and Thanksgiving. Because that's how the nonbelievers want it.

We'll  soon be working over xmas and Thanksgiving. Because that's how the nonbelievers want it.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gives you "the talk" 25 years too late

Gives you

son gets made harassed by bully feels bad for the bully

son gets made harassed by bully feels bad for the bully  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Catches you shopping at hot topic checks your entire body for scars

 Catches you shopping at hot topic checks your entire body for scars  Sheltering Suburban Mom

disapproves of dubstep listens to jam band guitar solos in the minivan

disapproves of dubstep listens to jam band guitar solos in the minivan   Sheltering Suburban Mom

teaches kids about independence then takes them shopping with husband's money

teaches kids about independence then takes them shopping with husband's money  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bitches about casey anthony verdict hires her to babysit

Bitches about casey anthony verdict hires her to babysit  Sheltering Suburban Mom

reads clever text about this photo doesn't think it's funny... WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH?

reads clever text about this photo doesn't think it's funny...  WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH?  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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