Sheltering Suburban Mom

gets punched in the dick dies

gets punched in the dick dies  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells her friends you can't find consistent work in the film business doesn't mention that you also just got into a top tier college with a scholarship

tells her friends you can't find consistent work in the film business doesn't mention that you also just got into a top tier college with a scholarship   Sheltering Suburban Mom

have to change my kids dirty diaper. guess ill do it at the registers at old navy.

have to change my kids dirty diaper. guess ill do it at the registers at old navy.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Looks down on retail Manager with degree never went to college and hasnt worked in 15 years

Looks down on retail Manager with degree never went to college and hasnt worked in 15 years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Did you do it yet Why haven't you broken up with her yet

Did you do it yet Why haven't you broken up with her yet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"school is much easier for you then it was for me" 2.0 in high school

Tells you all about the virtue of waiting until marriage Turns your best friend into a man in one afternoon

Tells you all about the virtue of waiting until marriage Turns your best friend into a man  in  one afternoon  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says she hates drama watches real house wives shows

Says she hates drama watches real house wives shows  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You only watch Jon Stewart, you don't get both sides of the issue." Listens to Rush Limbaugh daily

'Don't talk on the phone while driving - it's illegal' Talks on the phone all the way home from work everyday

'Don't talk on the phone while driving - it's illegal' Talks on the phone all the way home from work everyday  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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