Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hovers because "public toilets are filthy" pisses all over the seat and doesn't clean it up

Hovers because

GROUNDS kids for being late to class CLOCKS IN EARLY

GROUNDS kids for being late to class CLOCKS IN EARLY  Sheltering Suburban Mom

gets virus on computer blames you for installing games

gets virus on computer blames you for installing games  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says coke is for whores Snorts son's Adderall

Says coke is for whores Snorts son's Adderall  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Devoted husband works 80 hours a week to provide for wife and family. Never worked a day in her life. Cheats on and divorces him because he's not home enough.

Devoted husband works 80 hours a week to provide for wife and family. Never worked a day in her life. Cheats on and divorces him because he's not home enough.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I wont have anybody from the hood in my house" Husbands favorite team is the Oakland Raiders

Buys 200$ worth of clothing for you without asking tells you to get a job when you ask for money for the movies

Buys 200$ worth of clothing for you without asking tells you to get a job when you ask for money for the movies  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Don't believe everything you read. Unless it's in the bible.

Don't believe everything you read.  Unless it's in the bible.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

give kids a ride downtown roll windows all the way up

give kids a ride downtown roll windows all the way up  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finally getting married again suddenly the kids she adored are horrible burdens who must get kicked out.

Finally getting married again suddenly the kids she adored are horrible burdens who must get kicked out.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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