Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to study and not to drink Has a few too many at her book club

Tells you to study and not to drink Has a few too many at her book club  Sheltering Suburban Mom

will not let you get a candy bar at the store buys herself a box of condoms to get fucked by strange men and your dad doesn't know but you do and you don't know if you should say something so you quietly masturbate to the thought of your mom getting plowe

will not let you get a candy bar at the store buys herself a box of condoms to get fucked by strange men and your dad doesn't know but you do and you don't know if you should say something so you quietly masturbate to the thought of your mom getting plowe  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The world is a scary place I've seen it on tv

The world is a scary place  I've seen it on tv   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Was overly attached to your father now im your batshit crazy mom

Was overly attached to your father now im your batshit crazy mom  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"soon, half of the population will have no money at all." "that's when, by definition, it becomes socialism."

"swearing is something you will NEVER do" swears around you all the time

93% of those Ni**** voters voted for OBAMA they're so racist

93% of those Ni**** voters voted for OBAMA they're so racist  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says I should go to work. Knows very well I am working from home.

Says I should go to work. Knows very well I am working from home.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

hates biased media coverage shares fox news articles on facebook

hates biased media coverage shares fox news articles on facebook  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Real Housewives isn't stupid" "Star Wars is stupid"

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