Sheltering Suburban Mom

has gym membership stops for baskin robbins on the way home

has gym membership stops for baskin robbins on the way home  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to bring a sweater It's july

Tells you to bring a sweater It's july  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Money always comes to you you're just acting entitled

Money always comes to you you're just acting entitled  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're only an atheist because you just don't want to go to church.

You're only an atheist because you just don't want to go to church.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Obama is up for reelection Because god wanted to give us a chance to repent

Obama is up for reelection  Because god wanted to give us a chance to repent  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bitches at you for not moving out and hating your job. Makes sure to steal your money as quickly as possible.

Bitches at you for not moving out and hating your job. Makes sure to steal your money as quickly as possible.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds kid smoking dope before school Its the parents fault

Finds kid smoking dope before school Its the parents fault  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Takes away soda, because it "Rots your teeth". Getting 6th Cavity filled later this week

Takes away soda, because it

Fires maid for stealing jewelry Finds jewelry

Fires maid for stealing jewelry Finds jewelry  Sheltering Suburban Mom

stop hanging out with my loser son? i call you and tell you that you're a bad kid

stop hanging out with my loser son? i call you and tell you that you're a bad kid  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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