Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let kid be in front of microwave "it will give you cancer dear"

Doesn't let kid be in front of microwave

"The bible says homosexuality is a sin" Eats shellfish, wears blended fabrics

5yr Old asks to see fireworks "i think they are doing fireworks on w.o.w tonight"

5yr Old asks to see fireworks

Of course the loch ness monster is real God put him there to test your faith

Of course the loch ness monster is real God put him there to test your faith                                  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I heard on the news that they found proof of the god particle I bet you feel dumb for becoming an atheist now

I heard on the news that they found proof of the god particle I bet you feel dumb for becoming an atheist now  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you smoked weed in high school? you will never be succesful!

you smoked weed in high school? you will never be succesful!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Africa Has fast Olympic runners They only send the ones that can outrun the lions

Africa Has fast Olympic runners They only send the ones that can outrun the lions  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm no longer supporting Susan G Komen I can't believe they give money to planned parenthood!

I'm no longer supporting Susan G Komen I can't believe they give money to planned parenthood!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Screams at son for smoking weed Has Cigarette and Shots of whisky to relieve stress

Screams at son for smoking weed Has Cigarette and Shots of whisky to relieve stress  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No son, video games will ruin your eyes and brain! Spends 2 hours checking her email and browsing facebook.

No son, video games will ruin your eyes and brain! Spends 2 hours checking her email and browsing facebook.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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