Sheltering Suburban Mom

isn't a racist avoids blacks just in case

isn't a racist avoids blacks just in case  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants family to accept her drinking 'cause I'm ALWAYS happy, anyway!

Wants family to accept her drinking 'cause I'm ALWAYS happy, anyway!   Sheltering Suburban Mom

lECTURES YOU ON PREMARITAL SEX bANGS THE GARDENER

lECTURES YOU ON PREMARITAL SEX bANGS THE GARDENER  Sheltering Suburban Mom

On crime: "I believe in the death penalty irrespective of level of doubt!" On abortion: "That's taking a life irrespective of fetal stage, or if it was rape & even if it harms the mother!"

On crime:

Kids don't pick up after dinner where did i go wrong?

Kids don't pick up after dinner where did i go wrong?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complain that son plays too many videogames buy him every console on launch day

Complain that son plays too many videogames buy him every console on launch day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears bad things about high fructose corn syrup. Now the kids are no longer allowed to eat corn at all.

Hears bad things about high fructose corn syrup. Now the kids are no longer allowed to eat corn at all.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Daughter asks for birth control go to church the following 4 sundays

Daughter asks for birth control go to church the following 4 sundays  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about people being assholes Drives a prius

Complains about people being assholes Drives a prius  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bedtime is 10:00 You still need to grow during the summer

Bedtime is 10:00 You still need to grow during the summer  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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