Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son, when you go to the auto show today.. Keep your dick to yourself please..

Son, when you go to the auto show today.. Keep your dick to yourself please..  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Believes you're depressed makes you watch Dr. Phil

Believes you're depressed makes you watch Dr. Phil  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You can't climb trees, you'll get hurt." "Now don't forget to sign up for the football team!"

forces child to play on shore for fear of shark attack Child gets stung by washed up jellyfish

forces child to play on shore for fear of shark attack Child gets stung by washed up jellyfish  Sheltering Suburban Mom

no i have not heard of a logical argument before

no i have not heard of a logical 
argument before  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I don't think christians judge people enough

I don't think christians judge people enough  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Is an Atheist Still thinks D&D is an occultic item from Satan

Is an Atheist Still thinks D&D is an occultic item from Satan  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"One day you'll understand why I was so strict, son" Dies alone

"I used to be pretty wild when I was your age" "One time I even let your father kiss me before we were married!"

"There is never any swearing or bad words in my household" Cusses out husband for going to a bar

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