Sheltering Suburban Mom

I Dont believe in dinosaurs. Because they aren't mentioned in the Bible.

I Dont believe in dinosaurs.  Because they aren't mentioned in the Bible.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Walking upstairs waits for you to get to last step and gives you a chore

Walking upstairs waits for you to get to last step and gives you a  chore  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Video games make you dumb why don't you read instead?" Gives you twilight

buys an iphone abreviates every word in text message

buys an iphone abreviates every word in text message   Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you Download pirated material I'll wash your mouth out with SOPA

If you Download pirated material I'll wash your mouth out with SOPA  Sheltering Suburban Mom

haha pooped on desk haha haha haha haha OHIO UNIVERSITY

haha pooped on desk haha haha haha haha OHIO UNIVERSITY  Sheltering Suburban Mom

constantly buys $250 jeans thinks $150 camera for business is too expensive

constantly buys $250 jeans  thinks $150 camera for business is too expensive  Sheltering Suburban Mom

A fetus can feel pain Let's cut the skin off of the tip of my newborn's penis

A fetus can feel pain Let's cut the skin off of the tip of my newborn's penis  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If this is your mom Please punch her in the throat for me

If this is your mom Please punch her in the throat for me  Sheltering Suburban Mom

argues creationism is the only thing that makes sense "because evolution uses scientific facts"

argues creationism is the only thing that makes sense
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