Sheltering Suburban Mom

wants to ban cigarettes smokes after sex

wants to ban cigarettes smokes after sex  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells kids that junk food is bad As she is pulling up through a drive-thru.

Tells kids that junk food is bad As she is pulling up through a drive-thru.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You can't pick and choose out of the Bible." "The old testament doesn't count!"

Evolution is more of a religion than christianity

Evolution is more of a religion than christianity  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Mom, use google...you can find out almost anything...anything. N-E-THING! Still calls twice a week asking how to sync iPhone

If you really think about how intricate science is there is no way it cannot be god

If you really think about how intricate science is there is no way it cannot be god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Even sheltering suburban mom makes you wanna fap

Even sheltering suburban mom makes you wanna fap  Sheltering Suburban Mom

takes your phone away for overtexting texts dad from the other room

takes your phone away for overtexting texts dad from the other room  Sheltering Suburban Mom

WARNS ABOUT INTERNET STRANGERS AND PRIVACY HACKS SONS TWITTER

WARNS ABOUT INTERNET STRANGERS AND PRIVACY HACKS SONS TWITTER  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says sex is bad shes a nympho

says sex is bad shes a nympho  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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