Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to clean up, relatives are coming over Relatives are all homeless

Tells you to clean up, relatives are coming over Relatives are all homeless  Sheltering Suburban Mom

H.P. Lovecraft? Do you mean Kama Sutra?

H.P. Lovecraft? Do you mean Kama Sutra?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wine gets better with age Women Don't

Wine gets better with age Women Don't  Sheltering Suburban Mom

WHEN IM WITH FRIENDS I SAY I LOVE THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS BUT WHAT I REALLY LOVE IS A FAT DICK AND A FIST IN MY ASS FTW

WHEN IM WITH FRIENDS I SAY I LOVE THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS BUT WHAT I REALLY LOVE IS A FAT DICK AND A FIST IN MY ASS FTW  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Punishes son for spending money on video games Lets daughter spend money on cigarettes

Punishes son for spending money on video games Lets daughter spend money on cigarettes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Punishes son for drinking wine cooler Closet Alcoholic.

Punishes son for drinking wine cooler Closet Alcoholic.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Steven honey.. Let mommy tuck you in now and read you a bedtime story

Steven honey.. Let mommy tuck you in now and read you a bedtime story  Sheltering Suburban Mom

rushes you to get in the car for school takes ten minutes getting ready while your waiting for her

rushes you to get in the car for school takes ten minutes getting ready while your waiting for her  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"MAKE SURE YOU'RE HOME BY MIDNIGHT" Bombs your phone at 12:01

Gets into a heated facebook debate about freedom of expression Unfriends you because they don't like your opinion

Gets into a heated facebook debate about freedom of expression Unfriends you because they don't like your opinion  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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