Sheltering Suburban Mom

You stay out ten minutes past curfew calls local police and declares you a runaway

You stay out ten minutes past curfew calls local police and declares you a runaway  Sheltering Suburban Mom

See your status update Make totally unrelated comment I've been meaning to ask you anyway

See your status update Make totally unrelated comment I've been meaning to ask you anyway  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains that you don't do chores doesn't let you do any chores because you'll screw it up

complains that you don't do chores doesn't let you do any chores because you'll screw it up  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The News said that the god particle was found looks like science proves the bible

The News said that the god particle was found looks like science proves the bible  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Facts? God is the only fact you need

Facts? God is the only fact you need  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says Jersey Shore is stupid WATCHES Real housewives

Says Jersey Shore is stupid WATCHES Real housewives  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"your star wars tattoo is of the devil" "But your sister's breast cancer ribbon tattoo is an inspiration from god"

Complains you don't go out enough Complains when you get sunburn

Complains you don't go out enough Complains when you get sunburn  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Disaproves of wepons Keeps knife,pepperspray and hand pistol in purse

Disaproves of wepons Keeps knife,pepperspray and hand pistol in purse  Sheltering Suburban Mom

HAVE TO BEG HER TO STAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS FOR A LITTLE LONGER BORES YOUR FRIENDS TELLING BANALITIES FOR TWO HOURS

HAVE TO BEG HER TO STAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS FOR A LITTLE LONGER BORES YOUR FRIENDS TELLING BANALITIES FOR TWO HOURS  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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