Sheltering Suburban Mom

"tv rots your brain" watches every real housewives

School Sells banner stickers Can't see out of rear window

School Sells banner stickers Can't see out of rear window  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Watches Judge Judy While Tivo'ing Steve Wilkos

Watches Judge Judy While Tivo'ing Steve Wilkos  Sheltering Suburban Mom

claims that government can't create jobs works as a secretary for the judge

claims that government can't create jobs works as a secretary for the judge  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about kids watching Jersey Shore Watches Real Housewives and Jerseylicious

Complains about kids watching Jersey Shore Watches Real Housewives and Jerseylicious  Sheltering Suburban Mom

was a hippie preaching for peace now criticizes your every move like a nazi

was a hippie preaching for peace now criticizes your every move like a nazi  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Circumcision is mutilation!" Has no sons

Complains about bad drivers Cuts you off while talking on cell phone

Complains about bad drivers Cuts you off while talking on cell phone  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"do as i say!" constantly contradicts herself

Complains about Asians stealing jobs Hires one as a consultant

Complains about Asians stealing jobs Hires one as a consultant  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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