Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bitches at you constantly for not having girlfriend can't stand the idea of you dating

Bitches at you constantly for not having girlfriend can't stand the idea of you dating  Sheltering Suburban Mom

wants child to fit in BUYS HIM A SCOOTER

wants child to fit in BUYS HIM A SCOOTER  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Oh, you don't believe in God?" "That's okay. You will one day."

Complains about how disgusting you are because you fart and burp Says she does it because she caught a cold

Complains about how disgusting you are because you fart and burp Says she does it because she caught a cold  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Underdog wins silver at Olympics? Angels carried him

Underdog wins silver at Olympics? Angels carried him  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Why didn't that guy just pray?" He would've gotten out faster than chipping at a stupid rock.

Why does Google celebrate a made up black holiday... and not celebrate Easter?

Why does Google celebrate a made up black holiday... and not celebrate Easter?   Sheltering Suburban Mom

hey, pretend i said something dumb about religion and get upvoted on r/atheism

hey, pretend i said something dumb about religion and get upvoted on r/atheism  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to go outside forbids you to do the things outside which are actually fun

Tells you to go outside  forbids you to do the things outside which are actually fun  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Stop doing that or you'll go blind" just ordered rotating G-spot rabbit vibrator

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