Sheltering Suburban Mom

Forbids you from watching BET videos because of the video hoes Watches Jersey Shore

Forbids you from watching BET videos because of the video hoes Watches Jersey Shore  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about sex life with husband Body looks like it was beat with a sack of rocks

Complains about sex life with husband Body looks like it was beat with a sack of rocks  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Looks like your Mom Is going to fart again

Looks like your Mom Is going to fart again  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says no pets buys a chihuahua

Says no pets buys a chihuahua  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lets watch the Tooth Fairy HOLD ME JAKE HOLY SHIT

Lets watch the Tooth Fairy HOLD ME JAKE HOLY SHIT  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"im sorry honey, we just can't afford it..." buys her annoying dog new toys and expensive groomings every single week

Is Pro-Life But supports the death penalty, war, and own a few guns

Is Pro-Life But supports the death penalty, war, and own a few guns  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i baptised into catholicism because christians are so fucking annoying and rude

i baptised into catholicism because christians are so fucking annoying and rude  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Get off Reddit It's time for church

Get off Reddit It's time for church  Sheltering Suburban Mom

sees son on /r/nosleep no more computers in the house

sees son on /r/nosleep  no more computers in the house  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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