Sheltering Suburban Mom

Mean to your best friend Been banging him for weeks

Mean to your best friend Been banging him for weeks  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sends you to rehab for alcohol pothead

Sends you to rehab for alcohol pothead  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Had 3 upsetting abortions as a teen wont let "curious" daughter take birth control

Had 3 upsetting abortions as a teen wont let

"you shouldn't play so many video games, they're bad for your health" Owns a tanning bed

Newsweek said heaven is real Bet the Atheists feel pretty foolish now

Newsweek said heaven is real Bet the Atheists feel pretty foolish now  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My mom Is a hypocrite

My mom Is a hypocrite   Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't let her son play call of duty is a republican

doesn't let her son play call of duty is a republican  Sheltering Suburban Mom

the shooting happened because christ was taken out of schools

the shooting happened  because christ was taken out of schools  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asks what religion you are, you say you just try to be a good person oh so you're a christian

Asks what religion you are, you say you just try to be a good person oh so you're a christian  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You think we come from monkeys, ha, that is stupid god created us from dust on the ground

You think we come from monkeys, ha, that is stupid god created us from dust on the ground  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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