Sheltering Suburban Mom

catches you playing Ke$ha in car sends you to therapy for sex addiction

catches you playing Ke$ha in car sends you to therapy for sex addiction  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Vegan? Sneaks dairy into your meals because you "need" it

Vegan? Sneaks dairy into your meals because you

Calls Mexicans lazy Likes it harder than Pedro pushes

Calls Mexicans lazy Likes it harder than Pedro pushes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

undereducated, uncritical, virgin-whore just like every man in her life hoped she would be.

undereducated, uncritical, virgin-whore just like every man in her life hoped she would be.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

sexual imagery bad violent imagery ok

sexual imagery bad violent imagery ok  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Have a girlfriend, sees that you're just friends with other girls. Suspects that you're cheating on your girlfriend.

Have a girlfriend, sees that you're just friends with other girls. Suspects that you're cheating on your girlfriend.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Respect's your privacy Creates fake facebook account

Respect's your privacy Creates fake facebook account  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says she loves you for who you are Forces you to go to Church, to go to a certain college, to get a certain degree

Says she loves you for who you are Forces you to go to Church, to go to a certain college, to get a certain degree  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lectures daughter about bad credit votes for obama

Lectures daughter about bad credit votes for obama  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"people should be locked up for marijuana possession" used to smoke weed with her friends

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