Sheltering Suburban Mom

Knows nice Christian girl who you should ask out She's your 2nd cousin Caption 3 goes here

Knows nice Christian girl who you should ask out She's your 2nd cousin Caption 3 goes here  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Believes the government is to blame for all of our problems wants to elect a politician to fix it all

Believes the government is to blame for all of our problems wants to elect a politician to fix it all  Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds her mexican cleaner's accent funny doesn't speak a word of spanish

finds her mexican cleaner's accent funny doesn't speak a word of spanish  Sheltering Suburban Mom

listens to nickelback Has a penis

listens to nickelback Has a penis  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lets you sleep in Leaves you donuts before you wake up

Lets you sleep in Leaves you donuts before you wake up  Sheltering Suburban Mom

FINDS LIGHTER IN YOUR POCKET BUYS YOU SCENTED CANDLES

FINDS LIGHTER IN YOUR POCKET BUYS YOU SCENTED CANDLES  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Upset that her neighborhood High School has a 40 percent graduation rate. Moved in, pushed out the poor, flipped some houses, and sends kids to private school

Upset that her neighborhood High School has a 40 percent graduation rate. Moved in, pushed out the poor, flipped some houses, and sends kids to private school  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Get a job! Never has and never will let you.

Get a job! Never has and never will let you.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Adamant about keeping her kids away from black neighborhoods Husband walks in on gangbang with 6 black dudes

Adamant about keeping her kids away from black neighborhoods Husband walks in on gangbang with 6 black dudes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees add for flea market runs over old lady to get to it

Sees add for flea market runs over old lady to get to it  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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