Sheltering Suburban Mom

Christianity is the only true faith Goes to yoga

Christianity is the only true faith Goes to yoga  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Pissed you took a semester off to travel. Never went to college.

Pissed you took a semester off to travel. Never went to college.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Forces children to take vitamin D. Used to snort coke off Steven Tyler's ass

Forces children to take vitamin D. Used to snort coke off Steven Tyler's ass  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Has terrible taste in everything thinks all tattoos are ugly

Has terrible taste in everything thinks all  tattoos are ugly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I was born in a barn Cock-a-doodle-do

I was born in a barn Cock-a-doodle-do  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to clean your room Featured on next week's Hoarders

Tells you to clean your room Featured on next week's Hoarders  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sits in room reading all day Complains of being tired.

Sits in room reading all day Complains of being tired.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Why don't I listen to Pink Floyd? Probably because I don't do drugs sweetie.

Why don't I listen to Pink Floyd? Probably because I don't do drugs sweetie.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"HOMOSEXuality is a sin! Watches glee

Did you hear about the guy who was shooting everyone in the theater at a batman movie? He must have been on weed

Did you hear about the guy who was shooting everyone in the theater at a batman movie? He must have been on weed  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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