Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son in trouble Why did you let them make you do this?

Son in trouble  Why did you let them make you do this?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Always says 'Look before you leap' Never checks her blind spot

Always says 'Look before you leap' Never checks her blind spot  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you can't go to a lollapalooza went to woodstock and churned some guy's butter

you can't go to a lollapalooza went to woodstock and churned  some guy's butter  Sheltering Suburban Mom

   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Republican Favorite movie: It's a wonderful life

Republican Favorite movie:
It's a wonderful life  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains practise rooms are never used Makes booking system that no-one likes

Complains practise rooms are never used Makes booking system that no-one likes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you keep winning this arguement I'm going to ground you

If you keep winning this arguement I'm going to ground you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks Harry potter encourages devil worship and pagan rituals and Twilight is good example for young girls

thinks Harry potter encourages devil worship and pagan rituals and Twilight is good example for young girls  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Tattoos and piercings are an opening for the devil to enter your body." Has ears pierced

Buys 1-ply toilet paper complains about how much toilet paper you use

Buys 1-ply toilet paper complains about how much toilet paper you use  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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