Sheltering Suburban Mom

I support israel because my pastor says so can't stand jews

I support israel because my pastor says so can't stand jews  Sheltering Suburban Mom

hybrid vehicle to reduce emissions buys bottled water

hybrid vehicle to reduce emissions buys bottled water  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains that store is always out of stuff she wants. Cleans out shelf, asks employee if store has more.

Complains that store is always out of stuff she wants. Cleans out shelf, asks employee if store has more.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

lectures kids about the evils of marijuana not only did marijuana, but damn near everything else in college

lectures kids about the evils of marijuana not only did marijuana, but damn near everything else in college  Sheltering Suburban Mom

sees Michaelangelo's "DAVID" on neighbor's lawn PENIS PANIC

sees Michaelangelo's

Calls you perverted for masterbaiting Owns dildos and Fifty Shades of Grey

Calls you perverted for masterbaiting Owns dildos and Fifty Shades of Grey  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks people who believe in dodekatheism believe in non-existent entities believes in god

thinks people who believe in dodekatheism believe in non-existent entities believes in god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you to be respectful to other drivers "THE LIGHT IS green, dumbass!"

tells you to be respectful to other drivers

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY TEENAGE SON INSISTS ON GETTING WHITE SHEETS

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY TEENAGE SON INSISTS ON GETTING WHITE SHEETS  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Thank you god for looking after me" has had cancer, bad kidneys and a heart attack

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