Sheltering Suburban Mom

Has War is NOT the answer bumper sticker On her gigantic, heavy, SUV she uses to transport one spoiled child to football practice

Has War is NOT the answer bumper sticker On her gigantic, heavy, SUV she uses to transport one spoiled child to football practice  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Federal agencies should profile even more to prevent terrorist attacks." 18 month old son gets put on a no fly list

Complains about Electricity Bills Leaves random lights and fans on at night

Complains about Electricity Bills Leaves random lights and fans on at night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

A man was beheaded in London!? I'll bet Obama wont do anything about it!

A man was beheaded in London!? I'll bet Obama wont do anything about it!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Of course evolution isn't real Adam and eve weren't monkeys

Of course evolution isn't real Adam and eve weren't monkeys  Sheltering Suburban Mom

watches food network all day buys family mcdonalds for dinner

watches food network all day buys family mcdonalds for dinner  Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't want son to watch horror movies takes son to church

doesn't want son to watch horror movies takes son to church  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says she wants to age gracefully Spends thousands on plastic surgery

Says she wants to age gracefully Spends thousands on plastic surgery  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finally starts beliving in evolution at 50 years old mermaids

Finally starts beliving in evolution at 50 years old mermaids  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"it's too late to go to a friend's house, you could get jumped!" runs at midnight with her headphones in

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