Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about texting and driving eats ice cream while driving

Complains about texting and driving eats ice cream while driving   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Interupts your phone conversation to ask dumb question Doesn't want bothered when shes on the phone

Interupts your phone conversation to ask dumb question Doesn't want bothered when shes on the phone  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm not sure about that obama he looks a little urban

I'm not sure about that obama he looks a little urban  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Can I talk on my cellphone?" NO. you'll get radiation.

tells you to control your anger when you get slightly irritated bitches about the tiniest mess anywhere in the house

tells you to control your anger when you get slightly irritated  bitches about the tiniest mess anywhere in the house  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Grounds you for not brushing your teeth Has ten cavities

Grounds you for not brushing your teeth Has ten cavities  Sheltering Suburban Mom

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"Movies today are so dumb!" Watches every romantic comedy ever produced.

Tell your girlfriend breakfast is vegetarian I used turkey sausage

Tell your girlfriend breakfast is vegetarian I used turkey sausage  Sheltering Suburban Mom

goes to funeral for baby reported on news can't attend in-law's funeral that same day

goes to funeral for baby reported on news can't attend in-law's funeral that same day  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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