Sheltering Suburban Mom

TELLS YOU TO GET A JOB EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY SEEKING ONE HAS NO JOB AND SITS ON ASS ALL DAY WATCHING LIFETIME MAKING NO ATTEMPT TO FIND JOB

TELLS YOU TO GET A JOB EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY SEEKING ONE HAS NO JOB AND SITS ON ASS ALL DAY WATCHING LIFETIME MAKING NO ATTEMPT TO FIND JOB  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Kicks you our of the house for having long hair Worships long-haired savior

Kicks you our of the house for having long hair Worships  long-haired savior  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"All Greeks do is drink and party" Sorority member in college

watching tv all day tells you to get off computer

watching tv all day tells you to get off computer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Votes for retard Complains about retarded decisions

Votes for retard Complains about retarded decisions  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Turns 18 and calls you a "Grown man". Still gives you a curfew.

Turns 18 and calls you a

Wants you to spend less time on computer Inspires 1000 SSM memes

Wants you to spend less time on computer Inspires 1000 SSM memes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Goes green Buys hybrid SUV

Goes green Buys hybrid SUV  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Please watch this Lifetime movie with me, it's got a great message. Guilt trip when you say no.

Please watch this Lifetime movie with me, it's got a great message.  Guilt trip when you say no.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

won't let kid take bus to school because "a pedophile will kidnap him" kid is a senior in high school

won't let kid take bus to school because
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