Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hangs up a poster of Martin Luther King in her living room Gasps when you bring home a black girlfriend

Hangs up a poster of Martin Luther King  in her living room Gasps when you bring home a black girlfriend  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells at kids for smoking Smokes during naptime

Yells at kids for smoking Smokes during naptime  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks good guy greg is a bad influence on her kids

thinks good guy greg is a bad influence on her kids  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Screenshot? you should get that repaired

Screenshot? you should get that repaired  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Loves dogs Eats chinese food

Loves dogs Eats chinese food  Sheltering Suburban Mom

the more her looks fade the more she cares about her looks

the more her looks fade the more she cares about her looks  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"It's so great that our town is becoming more diverse!" Makes snide comment every time she sees a group of black/hispanic kids

Oh you have a flu and a headache? that's just because you sit in front of your computer so much

Oh you have a flu and a headache? that's just because you sit in front of your computer so much  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I bet the Mayas are up in heaven Laughing at us for believing all the stuff they wrote

I bet the Mayas are up in heaven Laughing at us for believing all the stuff they wrote  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I can't watch anything about the Newtown shooting, it's too horrible." Makes me turn off football to watch every news report about the shooing

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