Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'll only be upset with you if you're a serial killer Or an atheist

I'll only be upset with you if you're a serial killer  Or an atheist
  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thank god all those kids died in CT now we can really get our gun control agenda passed

Thank god all those kids died in CT now we can really get our gun control agenda passed  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I wonder if it was a local or a terrorist

I wonder if it was a local or a terrorist   Sheltering Suburban Mom

C.O.D But I thought you hated fishing games

C.O.D But I thought you hated fishing games  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Daughter gets dumped kills boyfreind

Daughter gets dumped kills boyfreind  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i just pissed my pants but my winning smile covers the embarassment

i just pissed my pants but my winning smile covers the embarassment  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Cheats on dad with another guy Says they are "Just friends"

Cheats on dad with another guy Says they are

"you lost your iphone?" "just pray to st anthony, he'll get it back."

"WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY" - Mother Theresa

Doesn't understand why her kids are overweight Packing their lunchboxes with hamburgers and coke

Doesn't understand why her kids are overweight Packing their lunchboxes with hamburgers and coke  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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