Sheltering Suburban Mom

Be home before the sun goes down! 20 year old son.

Be home before the sun goes down! 20 year old son.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Those people just need to find jobs and work harder. Home decorator

Those people just need to find jobs and work harder. Home decorator   Sheltering Suburban Mom

no laptop on your bed You'll start a fire

no laptop on your bed You'll start a fire  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son's Friend wearing rainbow shirt Quietly asks if he is "Weird"

Son's Friend wearing rainbow shirt Quietly asks if he is

Looks down on blue-collar professions. Hasn't worked a day in her life.

Looks down on blue-collar professions. Hasn't worked a day in her life.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Takes your Nirvana CD's Used to attend punk concerts

Takes your Nirvana CD's Used to attend punk concerts  Sheltering Suburban Mom

forces kids to be active and play sports sits at home all day watching "extreme couponing"

forces kids to be active and play sports sits at home all day watching

Buys only prepackaged and frozen food for all meals Complains her kids get sick all the time

Buys only prepackaged and frozen food for all meals Complains her kids get sick all the time  Sheltering Suburban Mom

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finds out daughter is no longer a virgin kills her

finds out daughter is no longer a virgin kills her  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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