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Tells you not to talk with your mouth full Asks you a question while you're eating and bitches when you don't answer immediately

Tells you not to talk with your mouth full Asks you a question while you're eating and bitches when you don't answer immediately Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Has cancer Never tells her son, just to collapse him

Has cancer Never tells her son, just to collapse him Sheltering Suburban Mom
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goes to church every sunday to suck off her boss in the parking lot

goes to church every sunday to suck off her boss in the parking lot Sheltering Suburban Mom
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hears you talk about twitter with friends thinks "hash-tag" is a strain of marijuana

hears you talk about twitter with friends thinks
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Complains about how busy she is House messy, laundry dirty, fridge empty

Complains about how busy she is House messy, laundry dirty, fridge empty Sheltering Suburban Mom
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ramamalama lamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalama ding dong! Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Dads name is douglas denies getting dry raped up the ass and V by aforementioned doug's massive, throbbing, uncircumcised member- it's purple helmet gleaming in the soft New Endland moonlight as it prepares for another violent entry

Dads name is douglas denies getting dry raped up the ass and V by aforementioned doug's massive, throbbing, uncircumcised member- it's purple helmet gleaming in the soft New Endland moonlight as it prepares for another violent entry Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Get's on "the Facebook" Doesn't realize everyone can read what's she writes on her kid's wall

Get's on
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Worries about cigarette smoke when pregnant Drinks Alcohol

Worries about cigarette smoke when pregnant Drinks Alcohol Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Tells her son his gf is too young for him 9 years younger than husband

Tells her son his gf is too young for him 9 years younger than husband Sheltering Suburban Mom
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