Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you watch tv shows with "sex" jokes Leaves you home alone with a high speed internet connection

Won't let you watch tv shows with

cleans a room shuts the door because she doesn't want company to see it

cleans a room  shuts the door because she doesn't want company to see it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Does not allow you to swear Wants to know where her fucking coffee is

Does not allow you to swear Wants to know where her fucking coffee is  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You didn't call me when you were at your friend's house Did you lose your cellphone?

You didn't call me when you were at your friend's house Did you lose your cellphone?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Is vegetarian wears leather shoes

Is vegetarian wears leather shoes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

READS THE BIBLE HARRY POTTER IS THE DEVIL

READS THE BIBLE HARRY POTTER IS THE DEVIL  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Marijuana is an extremely addicitive substance and gives you terrible thoughts That is why I have never tried it

Marijuana is an extremely addicitive substance and gives you terrible thoughts That is why I have never tried it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I finally get the courage to tell her I get bullied at school. i say not to tell anyone tells my entire family and her friend, then says to me "i can tell whoever i bloody want"

I finally get the courage to tell her I get bullied at school. i say not to tell anyone tells my entire family and her friend, then says to me

yo momma tou are so fat

yo momma  tou are so fat  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I didn't think my son was hardcore enough for Redbloods So I recommended him for ThePros

I didn't think my son was hardcore enough for Redbloods So I recommended him for ThePros  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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