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Sheltering Suburban Mom

You ask to borrow pen Won't give you pen because it will probably be used to torture small animals

You ask to borrow pen Won't give you pen because it will probably be used to torture small animals Sheltering Suburban Mom
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son plays video games from 12am until 9am every night wraps up his dinner and puts it in the fridge for later

son plays video games from 12am until 9am every night wraps up his dinner and puts it in the fridge for later Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Chastises you for not following church doctrine Reads horoscopes daily to help make her decisions

Chastises you for not following church doctrine Reads horoscopes daily to help make her decisions Sheltering Suburban Mom
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oh i'm sorry, i've been really busy trying to decide on an interior color for my new Lexus SUV hybrid

oh i'm sorry, i've been really busy trying to decide on an interior color for my new Lexus SUV hybrid Sheltering Suburban Mom
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gives dinner to neighbour you starve

gives dinner to neighbour you starve Sheltering Suburban Mom
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doesn't let you longboard because it's dangerous makes you drive a 4,000 lb car that's capable of going 150 mph

doesn't let you longboard because it's dangerous makes you drive a 4,000 lb car that's capable of going 150 mph Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Plays Christian pop music Both feet on the petals

Plays Christian pop music Both feet on the petals Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Doesn't place at national competition grounded for 6 months

Doesn't place at national competition grounded for 6 months Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Doesn't let her kids play violent games makes them read the bible instead

Doesn't let her kids play violent games makes them read the bible instead Sheltering Suburban Mom
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