Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls immigrants lazy Complains about immigrants taking all the jobs

Calls immigrants lazy Complains about immigrants taking all the jobs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds your gut cup compliments your potpourri.

finds your gut cup compliments your potpourri.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

You believe in EVOLUTION!?! Well... You know what your problem is... ...you read too many books!

You believe in EVOLUTION!?! Well... You know what your problem is... ...you read too many books!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Marijuana kills!" Smokes two packs of cigarettes a day

Tells you to stop living in a video game fantasy land and start living in the real world Goes to church every week to pray to a sky wizard

Tells you to stop living in a video game fantasy land and start living in the real world Goes to church every week to pray to a sky wizard  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you're too sick to go to school You're too sick to watch tv

If you're too sick to go to school You're too sick to watch tv  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says stop reading crap on Redddit Reads all tabloids

Says stop reading crap on Redddit Reads all tabloids  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says fox news is biased watches msnbc

Says fox news is biased watches msnbc  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I'm here to pick up your daughter for our date" :D "Aww how cute! Have her back by 9!" 8:00 PM

good to go just tell her what she already knows so she will feel smart and confident, then salute her independence after you nail her.

good to go

 just tell her what she already knows so she will feel smart and confident, then salute her independence after you nail her.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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