Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Turn off the damn computer, its time to go!" takes 30 inutes to get ready

"don't be around people that smoke pot, your better than that" ex-husband smokes pot

Says she's religious. Hates on neighboors for no reason.

Says she's religious. Hates on neighboors for no reason.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you can't give me a ticket my brother's wife's cousin is a police dispatcher

you can't give me a ticket my brother's wife's cousin is a police dispatcher  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears about a random person on the internet automatically thinks they're a drug dealer

Hears about a random person on the internet automatically thinks they're a drug dealer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Moves to suburbs because city is 'dangerous' Offs kids, self in roundabout accident

Moves to suburbs because city is 'dangerous' Offs kids, self in roundabout accident  Sheltering Suburban Mom

lets kids have only one piece of Halloween candy per day Eats a sleeve of oreos before bed each night

lets kids have only one piece of Halloween candy per day Eats a sleeve of oreos before bed each night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

what

what   Sheltering Suburban Mom

my kids can smoke cigarettes as long as its not in the house

my kids can smoke cigarettes as long as its not in the house  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"The supermarket was out of my favorite yogurt, so I called the manager and gave her a piece of my mind" Born in the usa

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