Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you to be yourself has fake boobs and botox

tells you to be yourself has fake boobs and botox  Sheltering Suburban Mom

yells at you for lying about smoking weed lies about smoking tobacco

yells at you for lying about smoking weed lies about smoking tobacco  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I don't want you kids to grow up misinformed" Watches Fox News

Insists on using reusable shopping bags Still shops at Walmart

Insists on using reusable shopping bags Still shops at Walmart  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"solvent abuse can kill you" Uses a whole can of air-freshener everyday

THINKS HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN READS AND PROMOTES BOOK SERIES ABOUT PREMARITAL SEX

THINKS HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN READS AND PROMOTES BOOK SERIES ABOUT PREMARITAL SEX  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're and adult you can wake yourself up That is not a decision you can make for yourself

You're and adult you can wake yourself up That is not a decision you can make for yourself  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You think a lot but I prefer guys who don't have so many ideas

You think a lot but I prefer guys who don't have so many ideas  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Don't Ever Tell Anyone You're an Atheist" "Just In Case You Ever Change Your Mind"

I'M IN THE KITCHEN YAMS EVERYWHERE

I'M IN THE KITCHEN YAMS EVERYWHERE  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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