Sheltering Suburban Mom

you find a way to do chores faster she gives you more chores

you find a way to do chores faster she gives you more chores  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Don't say the word fuck, it's offensive Regularly refers to black people as negros

Don't say the word fuck, it's offensive Regularly refers to black people as negros  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I voted against legalizing marijuana because my daughter was killed by a drunk driver

I voted against legalizing marijuana because my daughter was killed by a drunk driver  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Burns a side of your grilled cheese makes the good side face up

Burns a side of your grilled cheese makes the good side face up  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't use gmail because it violates privacy Tells everyone over Facebook

Won't use gmail because it violates privacy Tells everyone over Facebook  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bitches at you for having a "c" in one class graduated with a "C" average

Bitches at you for having a

Doesnt let her kids watch TV Produces hipster swag pirate

Doesnt let her kids watch TV Produces hipster swag pirate  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls sex sacred webcam whore

Calls sex sacred webcam whore  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Punishes you for wearing short skirts Bangs all of your teachers

Punishes you for wearing short skirts Bangs all of your teachers  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Reads SSM Memes Doesn't realize it's about her

Reads SSM Memes Doesn't realize it's about her  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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