Sheltering Suburban Mom

Claims she isn't racist Because she watches oprah

Claims she isn't racist Because she watches oprah  Sheltering Suburban Mom

kills your dream of bein a rick star right before you tell her about it

kills your dream of bein a rick star  right before you tell her about it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Anyone who comes here should learn English. Goes to Europe. Expects everyone to speak English.

Anyone who comes here should learn English. Goes to Europe. Expects everyone to speak English.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Dropping out of school is not an option!! Still working on college degree online

Dropping out of school is not an option!! Still working on college degree online  Sheltering Suburban Mom

plays COD with dad when mom is away both scared shitless when she arrive home early

plays COD with dad when mom is away both scared shitless when she arrive home early  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains about high divorce rate husband sleeps in guest bedroom

complains about high divorce rate  husband sleeps in guest bedroom  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you sex is bad So save it for the one you love

tells you sex is bad So save it for the one you love  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls Mexicans lazy Hires mexican housekeeper and screws the brains out of the pool boy...she's a lib!

Calls Mexicans lazy Hires mexican housekeeper and screws the brains out of the pool boy...she's a lib!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you order one cocktail at a restaurant apparently, you're an alcoholic, or well on your way to becoming one, according to her.

you order one cocktail at a restaurant apparently, you're an alcoholic, or well on your way to becoming one, according to her.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Of course you can hang out with your friends on the weekend at the mall 20 missed calls, 35 unread texts

Of course you can hang out with your friends on the weekend at the mall 20 missed calls, 35 unread texts  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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