Sheltering Suburban Mom

something something something god /r/Atheism has no clue how to correctly use me

something something something god /r/Atheism has no clue how to correctly use me  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wears invisible braces doesn't support NASA funding

Wears invisible braces doesn't support NASA funding  Sheltering Suburban Mom

See, the god particle proves there is a god. those scientists were wrong.

See, the god particle proves there is a god. those scientists were wrong.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

are you and your new roommate going to clean up after yourselves? HOUSE IS CLUTTERED AS FUUUCCKK!

are you and your new roommate going to clean up after yourselves? HOUSE IS CLUTTERED AS FUUUCCKK!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"invites" you to a family function makes it seem optional

reads story about kid being killed while riding a bike only feels bad for the driver

reads story about kid being killed while riding a bike only feels bad for the driver  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Heard I was "signed off" on my master's degree assumes I failed

Heard I was

drops off at party a block away drives by and waves

drops off at party a block away drives by 
and waves  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Play soccer at a field that no one goes to during summer? Youll get kidnapped!!!

Play soccer at a field that no one goes to during summer? Youll get kidnapped!!!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

watches nate berkus even though he probably has AIDS

watches nate berkus even though he probably has AIDS  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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