Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says she wants to see a marriage counselor Calls your priest a woman hater when he tells her she is messed up

Says she wants to see a marriage counselor  Calls your priest a woman hater when he tells her she is messed up  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i went to college stay at home mom

i went to college stay at home mom  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Drags kids into Victoria's Secret Pedophiles are lurking between here and F.Y.E.

Drags kids into Victoria's Secret Pedophiles are lurking between here and F.Y.E.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you a heathen for not going to church. Immediately watches football when she gets home.

Calls you a heathen for not going to church. Immediately watches football when she gets home.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Threatens to disown y8ou after having premarital sex Is an urban legend for cock sucking at her community college

Threatens to disown y8ou after having premarital sex Is an urban legend for cock sucking at her community college  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells kids that its bad to lie Married a corporate lawyer

Tells kids that its bad to lie Married a  corporate lawyer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

insists that daughter be in by midnight comes home wasted at 4 am several times weekly

insists that daughter be in by midnight comes home wasted at 4 am several times weekly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

lectures kids on the dangers of drugs and sex was the high school whore

lectures kids on the dangers of drugs and sex was the high school whore  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm sick of how the homeless are treated in America Someone should do a sheltering suburban mom about that

I'm sick of how the homeless are treated in America Someone should do a sheltering suburban mom about that  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Practice safe sex!" Finds condoms in your room, grounds you for a month.

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