Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells her son video games rots your brain Watches reality tv shows

Tells her son video games rots your brain Watches reality tv shows  Sheltering Suburban Mom

gets a mani and pedi every weekend house is in foreclosure

gets a mani and pedi every weekend house is in foreclosure  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i don't like you listening to this nasty black music turns off eminem

i don't like you listening to this nasty black music turns off eminem  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asks you to take out trash Watches you from window so you don't get shot

Asks you to take out trash Watches you from window so you don't get shot  Sheltering Suburban Mom

In debt Offer kid new car to go to college i choose

In debt Offer kid new car to go to college i choose  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks daughter is dressing to 'slutty' blew the whole football team in highschool

thinks daughter is dressing to 'slutty' blew the whole football team in highschool  Sheltering Suburban Mom

catches you listening to screamo thinks you worship satan

catches you listening to screamo  thinks you worship satan  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks her kids are shallow slackers 100% right

Thinks her kids are shallow slackers 100% right  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son got drunk sent to addiction therapist

Son got drunk  sent to addiction therapist  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"put the toilet seat up, thats discusting" leaves dirty tampons in the trash can

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