Sheltering Suburban Mom

disowns daughter for coming out as a lesbian dated and slept with a girl for an entire year during college

disowns daughter for coming out as a lesbian dated and slept with a girl for an entire year during college  Sheltering Suburban Mom

microwaves are bad because of radiation here's a freezer full of TV dinners

microwaves are bad because of radiation here's a freezer full of TV dinners  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Why do you spend $60 on a stupid,violent videogame spends 80 dollars on farmville

Why do you spend $60 on a stupid,violent videogame spends 80 dollars on farmville   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Go out and achieve your dreams! As long as you stay in the yard and don't cross the street.

Go out and achieve your dreams! As long as you stay in the yard and don't cross the street.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

you kids want to ride your skateboards down the waterslide? promise you'll wear bathing caps

you kids want to ride your skateboards down the waterslide? promise you'll wear bathing caps  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Stop drinking so much soft drink, it's bad for you" Downs a bottle of wine on her own.

Grounded for lying about your homework lies about her age and weight

Grounded for lying about your homework lies about her age and weight   Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't matter who's runnin' Vote against Obama

doesn't matter who's runnin' Vote against Obama  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about your secondhand smoke Tans weekly

Complains about your secondhand smoke Tans weekly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Argues in comment sections on the internet Nary a Peep in public

Argues in comment sections on the internet Nary a Peep in public  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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