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Sheltering Suburban Mom

surprises you in class with cake and balloons on your 18th birthday

surprises you in class with cake and balloons on your 18th birthday Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Says sex is bad Is as loose as a public dumpster

Says sex is bad Is as loose as a public dumpster Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Video games will rot your brain Goes and watches Big Brother

Video games will rot your brain Goes and watches Big Brother Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Yells "keep your eye's on the road!" at teenager. Can't drive without iphone attached to ear.

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Sees you text a friend, "Hello". "The news told me that hello is Internet slang for 'Die, you pig, die'."

Sees you text a friend,
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Threatens to disconnect the internet unplugs printer fffffffffff

Threatens to disconnect the internet unplugs printer fffffffffff Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Calls Mexicans lazy Then hires a mexican housekeeper and screws the brains out of her pool boy son!

Calls Mexicans lazy Then hires a mexican housekeeper and screws the brains out of her pool boy son! Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Won't let you have the car doesn't want you walking in the street at night

Won't let you have the car doesn't want you walking in the street at night Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Won't let anyone say "dick" around kid "Fuck" is okay, though.

Won't let anyone say
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humiliates you for doing poorly on a homeork assignment that she herself could never have done at all

humiliates you for doing poorly on a homeork assignment that she herself could never have done at all Sheltering Suburban Mom
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