Sheltering Suburban Mom

Joined the darkside eh? you need to read the bible, Atheists don't believe in anything

Joined the darkside eh? you need to read the bible, Atheists don't believe in anything  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says Obama is a half-breed muslim cheers for the muggles in harry potter

Says Obama is a half-breed muslim cheers for the muggles in harry potter  Sheltering Suburban Mom

gets mad at son for hanging out on bad side of town sends him to mexico

gets mad at son for hanging out on bad side of town sends him to mexico   Sheltering Suburban Mom

you spend too much time playing video games plays facebook games for 10 hours a day

you spend too much time playing video games plays facebook games for 10 hours a day   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lectures Daughter about the importance of safe sex gets gonorrhea from the pool boy

Lectures Daughter about the importance of safe sex gets gonorrhea from the pool boy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asks you not to fart secrelty rips a silenced rotten egg smell fart

Asks you not to fart secrelty rips a silenced rotten egg smell fart  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you not to masturbate puts new cleenex box in your room every time you run out

tells you not to masturbate puts new cleenex box in your room every time you run out  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't celebrate halloween because it's a pagan ritual Puts up Christmas Tree

Won't celebrate halloween because it's a pagan ritual Puts up Christmas Tree  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about messy room Fills house with random decor

Complains about messy room Fills house with random decor  Sheltering Suburban Mom

daughter punished for drinking Jealous!

daughter punished for drinking Jealous!  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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