Sheltering Suburban Mom

"christmas is a celebration of the birth of christ" gets sloppy drunk on christmas eve and spends christmas day hungover

refuses to learn how to shoot a firearm and protect herself. blames cops and courts for not protecting her.

refuses to learn how to shoot a firearm and protect herself. blames cops and courts for not protecting her.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let kids play video games for violent content Spanks chidren

Doesn't let kids play video games  for violent content Spanks chidren  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Checks text messages for sexting with girlfriend Having an affair

Checks text messages for sexting with girlfriend Having an affair  Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds condoms under bed has a 2 hour talk about aids

finds condoms under bed has a 2 hour talk about aids  Sheltering Suburban Mom

he's carrying bags, he must be homeless Caption 3 goes here

he's carrying bags, he must be homeless  Caption 3 goes here  Sheltering Suburban Mom

House is burning to the ground Makes Grandma take a photo

House is burning to the ground Makes Grandma take a photo  Sheltering Suburban Mom

prohibits you from watching WWE watches ufc

prohibits you from watching WWE watches ufc  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you walk around all day with a neutral look to stave off questions about something thats not bothering you "why are you upset?"

you walk around all day with a neutral look to stave off questions about something thats not bothering you

Buys eco-friendly lightbulbs Drives a suburban

Buys eco-friendly lightbulbs Drives a suburban  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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