Sheltering Suburban Mom

evolution is a myth because it goes against the Bible. Biblical stories are true because they all support each other.

evolution is a myth because it goes against the Bible. Biblical stories are true because they all support each other.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Gambling is a sin" "Drawing lots is the Lords will"

"childbirth is unbelievably painful" Has 4 kids

complains about welfare recipients Receives Disability

complains about welfare recipients  Receives Disability  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Well, China and all those other countries should be nuked. They're all just a bunch of psychos anyway."

I'm not mad at you... I'm mad at Satan!

I'm not mad at you... I'm mad at Satan!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Your father has always been faithful, he is a good christian" Went to mable's whorehouse

35 facebook friends actually friends with all of them in real life

35 facebook friends actually friends with all of them in real life   Sheltering Suburban Mom

we need to go to church tomorrow but not the 11am one, i hate that priest

we need to go to church tomorrow but not the 11am one, i hate that priest  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes fun of you for talking about girls Storms out of the house when you make fun of her cooking

Makes fun of you for talking about girls Storms out of the house when you make fun of her cooking  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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