Sheltering Suburban Mom

Considers you sinful Shits in the toilet

Considers you sinful Shits in the toilet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I don't care what you say, no son of mine is going to watch that trash Just see Thats my boy with the rest of us

I don't care what you say, no son of mine is going to watch that trash Just see Thats my boy with the rest of us  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I said the prayer for lost things Your dad found your glasses

I said the prayer for lost things Your dad found 
your glasses  Sheltering Suburban Mom

video game time is over! go watch tv. tv time is over! go play video games. "a good mom limits tv and video games"

video game time is over!  
go watch  tv. tv time is over! 
go play video games.

Thinks your friends are screw ups Best friend is divorced, alcoholic, gold digger

Thinks your friends are screw ups Best friend is divorced, alcoholic, gold digger  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells children they can't watch true blood due to sexual content Fucks random strangers every night at bus stops

Tells children they can't watch true blood due to sexual content Fucks random strangers every night at bus stops  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says MTV shows are bad for you Watches Toddlers and tiaras

Says MTV shows are bad for you Watches Toddlers and tiaras  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you Express your liberal views and morals you have spent a long time building through facts and research attacks everything you say because it goes against what she heard that morning on fox news

you Express your liberal views and morals you have spent a long time building through facts and research attacks everything you say because it goes against what she heard that morning on fox news  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Teaches you that gossip is wrong Is really teaching you not to repeat her gossip

Teaches you that gossip is wrong Is really teaching you not to repeat her gossip  Sheltering Suburban Mom

drives 10 under the speed limit "for safety's sake" runs red lights, talks on the phone while driving, doesn't watch for pedestrians

drives 10 under the speed limit
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