Sheltering Suburban Mom

State Child protection social worker Believes every profile and stereotype

State Child protection social worker Believes every profile and stereotype  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tries too hard to text like a teenager Can't understand texts

Tries too hard to text like a teenager Can't understand texts  Sheltering Suburban Mom

buys safest car money can buy won't get off phone while driving

buys safest car money can buy won't get off phone while driving  Sheltering Suburban Mom

watches fox news thinks world is too unsafe and moves family to mountains

watches fox news thinks world is too unsafe and moves family to mountains  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you to not eat junk food goes to mcdonalds every day

tells you to not eat junk food goes to mcdonalds every day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says "Being a Mom is the best job on Earth." Nags husband to get his ass home by 6 so she can dump kids on him and get drunk with girlfriends

Says

Yells at you to go play outside Stays in all day and watches All My Children reruns.

Yells at you to go play outside Stays in all day and watches All My Children reruns.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"It's awful how some mothers raise their children." 8-year-old is wearing a push-up bra.

Tells kids it's what's inside that counts Fake tits

Tells kids it's what's inside that counts Fake tits  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Reads about autism on the internet Decides that everyone she knows is autistic

Reads about autism on the internet Decides that everyone she knows is autistic  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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